Horses are...STUPID!

  1. Horses Eat Grass
  2. Hores leave baby sized shitbirds
Stupid Horse Names Stupid Horse Stats
Mr. Ed STR 17 DEX 8 CON 16 INT -3 WIS 1 CHA 7
Seabiscuit STR 26 DEX 18 CON 14 INT -2 WIS -2 CHA -2

Horses are Trash: An Essay

There are many stupid things about horses.

One such example is their flesh, stretched in an obviously painful manner over their skin to display the true terror of their births.

The horse is a fan of apples. A substance full of poison for their kind. The dumb animal is trying to kill itself.

Reminder Horses are trash animals.